That was Delilah. She did not always speak in a lilting tone. It only happened when she was either particularly annoyed, or uncommonly sad. Today, on this fine bright sunny May’s day, she was particularly annoyed. The object of her annoyance? Hmm, let us observe him.
He is walking along with quite a swagger, his hands stuffed deep into the blue pockets of his very baggy blue jeans. His white T-shirt hangs loosely over his skinny frame, and a shock of what looks to be very white hair obscures half his face and all of his neck. He is walking along the pavement, away from Delilah.
“TWWII-III-GG!” her shout has broken new grounds. It has yet to exceed the sound barrier, however.
Let us now describe Delilah. She is slight of build. Her hair is very dark, and falls over her face in softly curling waves. The large, baggy hoody she wears hangs over the black jeans beneath. On her feet she has placed a pair of scuffed black trainers. Her face is sharp and clearly defined; her features small and pretty. Her dark eyes are fringed with thick, long lashes. Her translucent skin reveals, beneath those strange, glittery eyes, a network of pale blue veins. The unusual emphasis of these blue veins gives her a slightly unearthly look.
Twig does not turn at the call of Delilah. He ambles along, smiling at the sky and to his front, but he never looks back. You can see that Delilah is now frowning deeply, seeming quite annoyed. She stares after Twig, her frown deepening somewhat menacingly. She is not holding her breath, but in her mind is planning all the atrocities she will commit against such rudery. Oh, wait! It seems like she has NOT been thinking of atrocities, but was instead debating whether or not to call Twig again! Ah, she has reached her decision. Here we go…
Holy mackerel! It has gone and exceeded the sound limit! Delilah Woods is indeed a talented girl.
Twig can be seen to jump in fright, clutch his arms to his chest and whip round. We can now see his face. It is as sharp featured as Delilah’s. But where Delilah was dark, Twig is not. He has a pair of striking eyes, the colour of cornflowers. His eyebrows and eyelashes are as white as his hair. He, in short, looks the very picture of total and complete terror. His eyes alight on Delilah pretty quickly, and his shoulders sag in relief.
“Oh”, he says, scratching his head, his other hand reaching for the safe haven of his pocket, “S’you”
“Yeah,” Delilah marches over to where he is standing, “after I’ve called you like twenty times!”
“Come now, Delilah…”
“No! Shush, Twig, you need to keep your ears pricked a bit more, you know?”
Twig can be seen to roll his eyes. Delilah, if you must know, is a bit of a drama queen. I think it has become quite apparent to you already, actually.
“Alright” Twig says, meekly. He gives a little smile to indicate that all is well back at the ranch.
“What was it you wanted, ay?”
Delilah hands him an envelope that she had pulled out of her brown satchel over the course of her short admonishment. Eyebrows raised, Twig takes it.
“Goodbye now, Twig” says Delilah, and she turns to make her way home.
Twig looks surprised, “Where are you going?” he asks, curious.
“Home” Delilah sings, her satchel swinging by her side.
“Can I walk with you, then?” it is Twig’s turn to call out. Delilah glances back, eyebrows raised.
“I hate to break it to you, Twig, but you live on the opposite side of town”
Twig nods, “Just checking” he says, simply.
“Fair enough” Delilah replies. Twig heaves a sigh of relief, stuffs the envelope into his pocket where it miraculously fits, and turns and carries on. He can feel his mind sink back into the dreamy state it had been in before Delilah had rudely interrupted him. A haze of blue obscures his vision, and a thin yellow path reveals itself to him as the direction he should be walking in, so that he avoids any obstacles. To you, as a mere outsider, his face looks blank. His eyes dart from here to there, unseeing and glassy. Twig, as it were, is walking in a bubble that is his own, sweet, serene world.
This, ladies and gentlemen, is exactly how he likes it.