‘I really like your watch Len can you give it to me?’
‘Um, no, it’s mine.’
‘You’re so selfish! I hate you.’
‘Ellie, honestly, you can borrow it sometimes maybe, but you can’t have it.’
‘Borrow it?! Huh. Like you’re ever here for me to borrow it.’
It’s true, I’m not, mostly because I always have to study/work, so I don’t see my real family much, even though they live like five minutes away. Is that horrible? I don’t know. I feel guilty now.
‘You never let me borrow anything.’
‘Huh?! That’s not true, you wear all my clothes and ruin them with stains. Don’t even go there.’
‘You’re wearing my shoes right now, so you should give me your watch.’
‘YOU’RE WEARING MY SHOES TOO!!?!?!?’
‘AND my jeans, Ellie, and that long T-shirt? Mine.’
‘So? I still want your watch.’
Actual real conversation I had with my sister this weekend.